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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,191stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,991stMost Armed: 6,312th
The Empire of
Capitalizt
God bless the Polongeians!
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Polonge

Population12.853 billion

CapitalBledapestra
LeaderEmpress Maria Christina

Currencyěre
AnimalBear

The Empire of Polonge is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Maria Christina with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.853 billion Polongains enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bledapestra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Polongean economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion ěres a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,084 ěres, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 441,334 per year while the poor average 22,128, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, and the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polonge's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Polonge is ranked 17,219th in the world and 2nd in Meillur for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,438.86 Tourists Per Hour.

Top
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,191stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,991stMost Armed: 6,312thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,133rdHighest Economic Output: 10,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,785thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,819thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,711thMost Developed: 12,630thLargest Governments: 12,765thMost Efficient Economies: 13,068thMost Cultured: 13,717thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,072ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,399thMost Inclusive: 16,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,413thLowest Crime Rates: 16,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,219thLargest Populations: 19,216thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,656thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,179thHealthiest Citizens: 20,215thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,595thSmartest Citizens: 20,734th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Polonge's influence in Meillur rose from "Instigator" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Polonge was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Polonge's influence in Meillur rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Polonge was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Polonge was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Polonge's influence in Meillur rose from "Auxiliary" to "Contender".
  • : Polonge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Polonge's influence in Meillur rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Polonge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Polonge resigned as Chancellor of Meillur.

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