The Republic of Polokwane is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 5.516 billion Polokwaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Defense, and International Aid also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Polokwanean economy, worth 353 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,002 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Polokwane's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Polokwane is ranked 236,370^th in the world and 5^th in The waiting room of matheo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.18 law-abiding acts per hour.