The Monarchal Commonwealth of Polnisches Deutschland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alina with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 1.176 billion Germans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 164 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 139,692 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the comic book series 'Alina and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Polnisches Deutschland's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Polnisches Deutschland is ranked 253,256^th in the world and 13,158^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.86 crimes per hour.