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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,709th Most Influential: 3,811th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,155th
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Polka Republic

Population1.156 billion


Currencyinstant ramen pack

The Holy Empire of Polka Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.156 billion Eritreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoop-Dee-Doo. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eritrean economy, worth 135 trillion instant ramen packs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,897 instant ramen packs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million instant ramen packs of property damage, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polka Republic's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Polka Republic is ranked 16,786th in the world and 259th in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 123.51 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,709thMost Influential: 3,811thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,155thMost Inclusive: 9,324thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,823rdNicest Citizens: 12,664thHealthiest Citizens: 13,520thLargest Retail Industry: 14,458thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,762nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 109th in the region

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