by Max Barry

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,957th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Freedom, Nation, Work, Socialism
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Polish PR

Population1.068 billion

CapitalWarsaw
LeaderGeneral Bolesław Topór

Currencyzłoty
Animalwhite eagle

The People's Republic of Polish PR is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Bolesław Topór with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 1.068 billion Poles are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Polish economy, worth 28.6 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 26,737 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and General Bolesław Topór has just been declared ruler of Polish PR in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish PR's national animal is the white eagle.

Polish PR is ranked 142,214th in the world and 2nd in Socialist Alliance for Fattest Citizens, with 9.71 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,957th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Polish PR published "Trybuna Ludu #3" (Bulletin: News).
  • : Polish PR published "How this all started" (Account: Other).
  • : Polish PR published "Trybuna Ludu #2" (Bulletin: News).
  • : Polish PR's influence in Socialist Alliance rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Polish PR changed its national leader to "General Bolesław Topór".
  • : Following new legislation in Polish PR, General Bolesław Topór has just been declared ruler of Polish PR in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish PR, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish PR, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish PR, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Polish PR published "Trybuna Ludu #1" (Bulletin: News).

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