Population | 20.929 billion |
Capital | Nomad City |
Leader | Norman Cardinal Nomadski |
Faith | Roamin' Nomadism |
Currency | Zloty |
Animal | Polish Eagle |
The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 20.929 billion Polish Nomadsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. The average income tax rate is 11.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,718 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 273,234 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, economics is a shrinking field, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.
Polish Nomads is ranked 1,252nd in the world and 3rd in Texas for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 79 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Polish Nomads was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Polish Nomads, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, economics is a shrinking field.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, glamping Polish Nomadsians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Tishanda,
Indian Empire,
NewTexas,
Mortionia,
Ewing Oil Co,
Magnuss,
United States of Woodward, and
United Kodiaks.