Population | 15.852 billion |
Capital | Nomad City |
Leader | Norman Cardinal Nomadski |
Faith | Roamin' Nomadism |
Currency | Zloty |
Animal | Polish Eagle |
The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.852 billion Polish Nomadsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Zloties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 187,467 Zloties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 724,948 per year while the poor average 33,265, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.
Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Polish Nomads to be bombproof, and protestors are soaking piles of Zloties in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.
Polish Nomads is ranked 7,834th in the world and 19th in Texas for Highest Average Incomes, with 187,467.93 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, protestors are soaking piles of Zloties in blood to make a point about government incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Polish Nomads to be bombproof.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
- : Following new legislation in
Polish Nomads, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
World Assembly
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