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Rudest Citizens: 1,002ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,072ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,262nd
The Republic of
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Where ever you are, that's where you're at.
Norman Cardinal Nomadski
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Polish Nomads

Population16.709 billion

CapitalNomad City
LeaderNorman Cardinal Nomadski
FaithRoamin' Nomadism

CurrencyZloty
AnimalPolish Eagle

The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.709 billion Polish Nomadsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. The average income tax rate is 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,346 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 200,283 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.

Polish Nomads is ranked 94,506th in the world and 79th in Texas for Most Inclusive, scoring 103 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,002ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,072ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,769thFattest Citizens: 1,854thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,910thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,308thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,369thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,378thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,545thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,701stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,890thHighest Economic Output: 4,201stMost Efficient Economies: 4,395thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,606thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,366thSmartest Citizens: 5,431stMost Avoided: 5,451stHighest Average Incomes: 6,817thMost Armed: 8,453rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,655thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,029thMost Cultured: 10,206thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,418thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,820thLargest Populations: 13,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,752ndLargest Black Market: 19,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,467thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,741stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,794thLargest Mining Sector: 20,767thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,101st
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Polish Nomadsian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Polish Nomads was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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