The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.852 billion Polish Nomadsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Zloties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 187,467 Zloties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 724,948 per year while the poor average 33,265, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Polish Nomads to be bombproof, and protestors are soaking piles of Zloties in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.

Polish Nomads is ranked 7,834^th in the world and 19^th in Texas for Highest Average Incomes, with 187,467.93 Standard Monetary Units.