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Rudest Citizens: 514thLargest Retail Industry: 768thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 811th
The Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Where ever you are, that's where you're at.
Norman Cardinal Nomadski
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Polish Nomads

Population18.733 billion

CapitalNomad City
LeaderNorman Cardinal Nomadski
FaithRoamin' Nomadism

CurrencyZloty
AnimalPolish Eagle

The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.733 billion Polish Nomadsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,618 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 246,520 Zloties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 704,796 per year while the poor average 68,682, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Polish Nomadsians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.

Polish Nomads is ranked 811th in the world and 7th in Texas for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 20,687.83 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 514thLargest Retail Industry: 768thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 811thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,179thFattest Citizens: 1,370thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,775thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,458thHighest Crime Rates: 2,479thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,552ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,559thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,781stHighest Economic Output: 2,885thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,049thMost Armed: 3,347thMost Avoided: 3,455thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,674thSmartest Citizens: 3,684thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,842ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,849thHighest Average Incomes: 4,089thMost Devout: 4,277thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,985thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,895thMost Cultured: 7,852ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,927thLargest Black Market: 8,681stMost Influential: 9,600thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,689thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,610thLargest Governments: 12,162ndLargest Populations: 12,792ndLargest Mining Sector: 12,982ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,139thMost Inclusive: 17,177thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,209thHighest Food Quality: 21,382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 25,267th
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Polish Nomadsians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Polish Nomads was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Polish Nomads was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

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