The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.491 billion Polish Nomadsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,563 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 268,010 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.

Polish Nomads is ranked 19,598^th in the world and 1^st in Golden Acres for Largest Governments, scoring 30.69 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.