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Rudest Citizens: 1,237thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,484thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,490th
The Republic of
Anarchy
Where ever you are, that's where you're at.
Norman Cardinal Nomadski
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Polish Nomads

Population15.852 billion

CapitalNomad City
LeaderNorman Cardinal Nomadski
FaithRoamin' Nomadism

CurrencyZloty
AnimalPolish Eagle

The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.852 billion Polish Nomadsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Zloties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 187,467 Zloties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 724,948 per year while the poor average 33,265, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Polish Nomads to be bombproof, and protestors are soaking piles of Zloties in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.

Polish Nomads is ranked 7,834th in the world and 19th in Texas for Highest Average Incomes, with 187,467.93 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,237thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,484thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,490thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,751stLargest Retail Industry: 1,752ndFattest Citizens: 1,921stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,963rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,482ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,056thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,078thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,307thHighest Economic Output: 4,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,886thHighest Crime Rates: 4,948thMost Avoided: 5,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,475thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,486thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,908thSmartest Citizens: 6,006thMost Efficient Economies: 6,437thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,376thHighest Average Incomes: 7,834thNudest: 10,387thTop
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Most Armed: 12,078thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,658thMost Influential: 13,074thLargest Populations: 13,727thMost Cultured: 13,808thMost Devout: 14,291stLargest Mining Sector: 16,538thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,634thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,786thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,595thLargest Black Market: 22,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,505th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, protestors are soaking piles of Zloties in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Polish Nomads to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Nomads, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.

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