The Republic of Polish Nomads is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Norman Cardinal Nomadski with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.733 billion Polish Nomadsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nomad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Nomadsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,618 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 246,520 Zloties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 704,796 per year while the poor average 68,682, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Polish Nomadsians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Polish Nomads's national animal is the Polish Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roamin' Nomadism.

Polish Nomads is ranked 811^th in the world and 7^th in Texas for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 20,687.83 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.