by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,340thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,986thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,202nd
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie.
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Polish Cards S1

Population2.148 billion

Currencyzłoty
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Republic of Polish Cards S1 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.148 billion Polish Cards S1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish Cards S1ian economy, worth 181 trillion złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,449 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners exercise their White Eagles at a snail's pace or risk prosecution, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Cards S1's national animal is the White Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Polish Cards S1 is ranked 4,986th in the world and 124th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,720.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,340thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,986thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,202ndMost Primitive: 7,945thTop
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Most Devout: 16,551stMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,754thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,270thMost Efficient Economies: 22,384th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 130th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 212th in the regionMost Primitive: 265th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 536th in the regionLargest Black Market: 551st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 614th in the regionMost Avoided: 672nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 765th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 781st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 820th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 835th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 859th in the regionMost Patriotic: 891st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Polish Cards S1 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Polish Cards S1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Polish Cards S1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Cards S1, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Cards S1, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Cards S1, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Cards S1, pet owners exercise their White Eagles at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Cards S1, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Cards S1, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.
  • : Following new legislation in Polish Cards S1, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'.

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