Population | 27.769 billion |
Capital | El-Aaiún |
Leader | Mohamed Abdelaziz |
Currency | camel |
Animal | camel |
The Front of Polisario is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mohamed Abdelaziz with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.769 billion Polisarioans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El-Aaiún. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Polisarioan economy, worth a remarkable 3,285 trillion camels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,324 camels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polisario's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Polisario is ranked 12,370th in the world and 4th in Hartfelden for Most Patriotic, with 63.83 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Polisario was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Polisario's influence in Hartfelden rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Polisario, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Polisario, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
- : Following new legislation in Polisario, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus.
- : Following new legislation in Polisario, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in Polisario, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Polisario, the government has granted that two plus two makes four.
- : Following new legislation in Polisario, billions of camels are spent to take high-quality photos of the Camel Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in Polisario, the Polisarioan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.