The Much love from Polar of Polar Svalbard is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Consul Bellum with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.215 billion Svalbardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alta. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth 900 trillion Polars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,591 Polars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Alta make great practice for foreign snipers, the endangered saltwater humpback Polar Bear is only seen in captivity programs, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polar Svalbard's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Polar Svalbard is ranked 10,583^rd in the world and 46^th in The Western Isles for Safest, scoring 117.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.