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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,037thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,326thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,263rd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Polska ma byc najwieksza
Poland
Influence
Powerbroker
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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PolandsRebirth

Population1.09 billion

CapitalNowa Warszawa
LeaderPoland
FaithPoland

CurrencyZloty
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Empire of PolandsRebirth is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Poland with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.09 billion Polish Rebirthed are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowa Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Supporter of Polands Rebirth economy, worth 67.0 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,445 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, Poland's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. PolandsRebirth's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Poland.

PolandsRebirth is ranked 179,069th in the world and 2nd in Arachnid Treaty for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.93 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Top
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,037thTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,326thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,393rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PolandsRebirth, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in PolandsRebirth, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in PolandsRebirth, Poland's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in PolandsRebirth, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : PolandsRebirth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : PolandsRebirth changed its national faith to "Poland".
  • : Following new legislation in PolandsRebirth, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Following new legislation in PolandsRebirth, the PBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in PolandsRebirth, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in PolandsRebirth, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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