The Democratic Republic of Polandorus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pilsudski with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, humorless population of 30.559 billion Polandorusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polandorusian economy, worth a remarkable 7,061 trillion zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,086 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polandorus's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polandorus is ranked 5,108^th in the world and 2^nd in Poland for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.27 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.