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Most Patriotic: 412thLowest Crime Rates: 462ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 623rd
The Junta of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You are kurwa
Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pol-Lithuania

Population7.683 billion

CapitalWarsaw
LeaderMarshal Borys Kościuszko
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyZloty
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Junta of Pol-Lithuania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marshal Borys Kościuszko with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, national health service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.683 billion Lechites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 2,172 trillion Zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,746 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Warsaw as a backdrop, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Pol-Lithuania is often a lifetime appointment, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pol-Lithuania's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Pol-Lithuania is ranked 249,059th in the world and 18th in Third Chad Sovereign for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -177 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Patriotic: 412thLowest Crime Rates: 462ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 649thMost Devout: 823rdMost Corrupt Governments: 951stLargest Governments: 1,115thMost Developed: 1,316thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,437thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,594thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,716thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,719thHealthiest Citizens: 1,795thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,865thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,561stSmartest Citizens: 2,931stMost Efficient Economies: 3,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,643rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,100thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,288thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,312thMost Authoritarian: 6,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,515thMost Cultured: 6,528thLargest Mining Sector: 6,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,365thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,732ndHighest Economic Output: 7,892ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,994thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,238thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,660thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,792ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,423rdBest Weather: 13,519thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,883rdMost Extreme: 24,655th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

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