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Lowest Crime Rates: 514thLargest Agricultural Sector: 601stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 696th
The Lechian Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Immortal White Eagle will Never Fall Again
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pol-Lithuania

Population6.249 billion

CapitalGniezno
LeaderAlbin Pilsudski
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyZłoty
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Lechian Kingdom of Pol-Lithuania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Albin Pilsudski with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.249 billion Poles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gniezno. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,685 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,759 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Polish beaches, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pol-Lithuania's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Pol-Lithuania is ranked 2,812th in the world and 1st in The Geopolitics Roleplay Region for Highest Average Incomes, with 269,759.8 Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 514thLargest Agricultural Sector: 601stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 696thMost Devout: 879thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,083rdLargest Governments: 1,246thMost Developed: 1,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,544thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,694thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,965thHealthiest Citizens: 2,223rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,812thSmartest Citizens: 3,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,296thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,847thMost Efficient Economies: 4,399thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,773rdMost Authoritarian: 5,777thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,873rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,712thMost Cultured: 6,844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,177thLargest Mining Sector: 7,529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,726thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,230thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,450thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,921stHighest Economic Output: 9,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,101stTop
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Most Conservative: 11,834thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,830thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,281stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,373rdBest Weather: 19,448thMost Extreme: 21,351st
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Polish beaches.
  • : Pol-Lithuania lodged a message on the The Geopolitics Roleplay Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Pol-Lithuania.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.

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