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Lowest Crime Rates: 462ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 627thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 696th
The Autocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Kurwa
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pol-Lithuania

Population7.066 billion

CapitalLechia
LeaderWojtek Biały
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyAustralis
AnimalPalićskowronek

The Autocracy of Pol-Lithuania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Wojtek Biały with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.066 billion Zorzans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lechia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zorzalans economy, worth a remarkable 1,968 trillion Australis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,550 Australis, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, foreign governments regularly accuse the Zorzalans military of war crimes, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pol-Lithuania's national animal is the Palićskowronek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Pol-Lithuania is ranked 148,855th in the world and 13th in Nova Asiana for Most Stationary, with 59.3004481588 Days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 462ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 627thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 696thMost Devout: 829thMost Corrupt Governments: 908thLargest Governments: 1,165thMost Developed: 1,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,714thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,790thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,804thHealthiest Citizens: 1,845thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,946thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,618thSmartest Citizens: 3,086thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,540thMost Efficient Economies: 3,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,045thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,311thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,539thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,963rdMost Authoritarian: 5,972ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,488thLargest Mining Sector: 6,935thMost Cultured: 7,813thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,091stHighest Economic Output: 8,637thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,659thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,890thMost Conservative: 10,032ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,315thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,550thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,638thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,323rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,292ndBest Weather: 13,882ndMost Extreme: 22,053rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, foreign governments regularly accuse the Zorzalans military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Pol-Lithuania lodged a message on the Nova Asiana Regional Message Board.
  • : Pol-Lithuania lodged a message on the Nova Asiana Regional Message Board.
  • : Pol-Lithuania lodged a message on the Nova Asiana Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.

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