The Disputed Territories of PokemonGirl is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 949 million PokemonGirlians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient PokemonGirlian economy, worth 125 trillion Hookahs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 132,083 Hookahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and Leader has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PokemonGirl's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

PokemonGirl is ranked 2,795^th in the world and 1^st in Capitalism Land for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 12,944.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.