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Most Secular: 1,546thLowest Crime Rates: 5,575thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,881st
The Greater Gijinkan Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The empire of waifus will conquer all
Empress Dragonitia
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pokemon Waifus

Population2.281 billion

CapitalJumpluff
LeaderEmpress Dragonitia
FaithArceus worship

CurrencyLapras
AnimalAll Pokémon

The Greater Gijinkan Empire of Pokemon Waifus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Dragonitia with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.281 billion Gijinkas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jumpluff. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokemon Waifusian economy, worth 389 trillion Lapras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,719 Lapras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, Pokemon Waifus successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics, and every citizen sounds like a television news anchor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pokemon Waifus's national animal is the All Pokémon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arceus worship.

Pokemon Waifus is ranked 5,575th in the world and 271st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.5 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 5,575thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,358thLargest Governments: 6,900thMost Developed: 6,936thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,345thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,757thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,796thMost Authoritarian: 8,993rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,031stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,137thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,371stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,520thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,601stSmartest Citizens: 10,772ndMost Patriotic: 11,396thHealthiest Citizens: 11,688thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,275thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,284thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,524thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,658thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,073rdMost Conservative: 19,486thMost Efficient Economies: 22,621stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,347th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 205th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 213th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 244th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 271st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 289th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 303rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionLargest Governments: 317th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 344th in the regionMost Patriotic: 345th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 346th in the regionMost Developed: 355th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 445th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 449th in the regionMost Extreme: 451st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 479th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 497th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 525th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 532nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 538th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 561st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 562nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 567th in the regionMost Conservative: 571st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 572nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 581st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 647th in the region

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