Population | 25.509 billion |
Capital | the Nucleus |
Leader | Gelatinous Dodecahedron |
Faith | Superscience |
Currency | Point |
Animal | amorphous blob |
The Amorphous Mass of Point Blob is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gelatinous Dodecahedron with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.509 billion Point Blobians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Nucleus. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Point Blobian economy, worth an astonishing 15,956 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 625,523 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the children of Point Blob are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and Gelatinous Dodecahedron's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Point Blob's national animal is the amorphous blob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Superscience.
Point Blob is ranked 9,204th in the world and 1st in Wild Hunt for Most Income Equality, scoring 90.36 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Point Blob, Gelatinous Dodecahedron's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
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Point Blob, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
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Point Blob, the children of Point Blob are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
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Point Blob, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
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Point Blob, a significant number of amorphous blobs are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse.
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Point Blob, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Point Blob's radio stations.
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Point Blob, male tourists tend to be fearful of Point Blob's deadly femme fatales.
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Point Blob, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
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Point Blob, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
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Point Blob, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.