The Rosy Red Republics of Podria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sisterly Leader Nadezhda Krupskaya with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.054 billion Podrian are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doiregrad. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Podri economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Podrian Assembly Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,600 Podrian Assembly Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown. Podria's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rosy Redism.

Podria is ranked 22,829^th in the world and 266^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Income Equality, scoring 77.38 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.