The Principality of Pmta is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.556 billion Pmtans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pme. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pmtan economy, worth 118 trillion duits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,352 duits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pmta's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pmta is ranked 183,215^th in the world and 6,139^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 36 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.