The Federation of Pmaeok is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.672 billion Pmaeokians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ploln. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pmaeokian economy, worth a remarkable 2,380 trillion ythgims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 109,852 ythgims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime is totally unknown. Pmaeok's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pmaeok is ranked 41,140^th in the world and 33^rd in Philosophers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.22 law-abiding acts per hour.