by Max Barry

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Fattest Citizens: 5,326thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,735thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,203rd
The Voided Darkside of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Cold and Dark
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Plutonian America

Population9.963 billion

Leaderthe bitter cold
Faiththe Worship of Nothingness

Currencymethane icicle
Animalvoid dweller

The Voided Darkside of Plutonian America is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the bitter cold with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.963 billion Plutonian Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voided. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.4%.

The powerhouse Plutonian American economy, worth 850 trillion methane icicles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 85,375 methane icicles, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bike rage is all the rage, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and the statue in the Plath Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Plutonian America's national animal is the void dweller, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Worship of Nothingness.

Plutonian America is ranked 14,090th in the world and 1st in Regionless for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 98.95 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Fattest Citizens: 5,326thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,735thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,203rdLargest Black Market: 10,338thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,982ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,249thLargest Mining Sector: 12,642ndMost Avoided: 12,842ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,090thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,315thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,787thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,918thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,324thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,365th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

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