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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,834thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,939thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,037th
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Plutocracy Of Crackistan

Population886 million


The Useless Nation of Plutocracy Of Crackistan is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 886 million Plutocracy Of Crackistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Plutocracy Of Crackistanian economy, worth 113 trillion Valdas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,551 Valdas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,493 per year while the poor average 8,672, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, many Plutocracy Of Crackistanians are their brothers' keepers, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Plutocracy Of Crackistan's national animal is the Money, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Plutocracy Of Crackistan is ranked 23,585th in the world and 26th in The Commonwealth Of The Argimin for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 5,281.65 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,834thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,939thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,037thFattest Citizens: 4,200thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,537thMost Avoided: 5,027thLargest Mining Sector: 7,020thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,166thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,470thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,052ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,219thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,844thMost Conservative: 12,169thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,125thMost Armed: 13,757thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,840thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,729thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,356thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,075thHighest Average Incomes: 19,936thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,677thMost Efficient Economies: 21,948th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the region

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