Most Influential: 307th Largest Retail Industry: 719th Least Corrupt Governments: 823rd
The United Federation of
Left-Leaning College State
Pecunia non olet
Albert Gallatin
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 20.02 billion Plisskenstanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,721 trillion Sponks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 185,897 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, many aides in Albert Gallatin's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, only Albert Gallatin's friends count in the eyes of the government, and more and more students are taking up a career in medicine. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 161,213th in the world and 246th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -21.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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1%
Most Influential: 307thLargest Retail Industry: 719thLeast Corrupt Governments: 823rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 825thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,045thMost Secular: 1,046thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,098thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,231stHighest Crime Rates: 1,381stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,436thHighest Economic Output: 1,617thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,844thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,887thMost Armed: 1,993rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,980thSmartest Citizens: 3,083rdLargest Populations: 3,439thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,018thRudest Citizens: 4,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,505thHealthiest Citizens: 4,580thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,602ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,833rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,991stMost Avoided: 7,296thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,312thTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 8,716thNudest: 8,769thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,104thMost Developed: 10,245thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,956thBest Weather: 12,065thLargest Black Market: 13,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,095th
Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, only Albert Gallatin's friends count in the eyes of the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, many aides in Albert Gallatin's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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