by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 318th Largest Retail Industry: 655th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 850th
The United Federation of
Capitalizt
Pecunia non olet
Albert Gallatin
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 20.641 billion Plisskenstanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,865 trillion Sponks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 187,257 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Robosexual marriages are increasingly common, the industries of Plisskenstan are coughing all the way to the bank, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 123,302nd in the world and 92nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Income Equality, scoring 17.71 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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1%
Most Influential: 318thLargest Retail Industry: 655thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 850thLeast Corrupt Governments: 880thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 941stLargest Publishing Industry: 972ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,087thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,271stMost Secular: 1,435thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,494thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,517thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,526thHighest Economic Output: 1,562ndMost Armed: 1,714thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,898thSmartest Citizens: 3,001stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,006thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,308thLargest Populations: 3,332ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,035thHealthiest Citizens: 4,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,722ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,596thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,133rdMost Avoided: 6,195thTop
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Nudest: 8,799thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,475thHighest Drug Use: 9,996thMost Developed: 10,177thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,876thLargest Black Market: 12,022ndBest Weather: 14,364thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,042nd
Top
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
10%
Most Influential: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionNudest: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, the industries of Plisskenstan are coughing all the way to the bank.

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