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Please Be Kind and Rewind

Population3.451 billion

LeaderCarrie Onposing


The 📷 🎥🎬👀 of Please Be Kind and Rewind is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Carrie Onposing with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.451 billion Clerks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strikapose. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.2%.

The frighteningly efficient VHS economy, worth 655 trillion Cassettes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 189,914 Cassettes, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and students do more community service than homework. Crime is totally unknown. Please Be Kind and Rewind's national animal is the Betamax, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vogue.

Please Be Kind and Rewind is ranked 56,446th in the world and 58th in Spiritus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 45,199.75 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 896thRudest Citizens: 969thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,089thLargest Retail Industry: 2,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,386thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,057thFattest Citizens: 3,461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,461stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,641stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,652ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,039thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,836thSmartest Citizens: 5,014thMost Inclusive: 5,131stMost Cultured: 6,422ndHighest Drug Use: 6,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,086thHighest Average Incomes: 7,148thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,896thNudest: 8,283rdNicest Citizens: 8,700thMost Secular: 8,789thTop
Most Pacifist: 8,850thLargest Governments: 9,314thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,716thMost Developed: 10,728thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,638thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,516thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,968thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,837thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,119thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,801stLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,067th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the region

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