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Please Be Kind and Rewind

Population5.104 billion

CapitalStrikapose
LeaderCarrie Onposing
FaithVogue

CurrencyCassette
AnimalBetamax

The 📷 🎥🎬👀 of Please Be Kind and Rewind is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Carrie Onposing with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.104 billion Clerks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strikapose. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VHS economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion Cassettes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 208,729 Cassettes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Carrie Onposing's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime is totally unknown. Please Be Kind and Rewind's national animal is the Betamax, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vogue.

Please Be Kind and Rewind is ranked 212,875th in the world and 275th in Spiritus for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.53 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,117thMost Efficient Economies: 1,318thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,382ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,529thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,842ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,792ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,854thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,876thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,199thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,545thSmartest Citizens: 4,049thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,522ndFattest Citizens: 4,533rdMost Cultured: 5,168thMost Inclusive: 5,245thMost Developed: 5,419thHighest Average Incomes: 5,621stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,340thLargest Governments: 7,477thMost Secular: 9,795thMost Pacifist: 10,213thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,401stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,758thNicest Citizens: 12,084thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,680thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,044thHighest Economic Output: 16,159thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,316thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,484thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,833rdHighest Drug Use: 19,451stMost Stationary: 20,745thMost Influential: 21,909th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, Carrie Onposing's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Please Be Kind and Rewind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great VHS Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Please Be Kind and Rewind.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Please Be Kind and Rewind, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.

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