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Platinum Jail

Population15.702 billion

CapitalOval Tower
LeaderToue

CurrencyCredit
Animalscrappy sparrow

The Luxury Resort of Platinum Jail is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Toue with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.702 billion happy guests are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oval Tower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.

The all-consuming Platinum Jailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,255 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Platinum Jail's national animal is the scrappy sparrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Platinum Jail is ranked 5,628th in the world and 8th in Anime for Most Stationary, with 2,639.70664392 days.

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Most Stationary: 5,628thLargest Retail Industry: 11,723rdHighest Economic Output: 11,966thTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,489thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,755thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,162ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,985thLargest Populations: 18,721stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,311thLargest Mining Sector: 20,708thMost Influential: 23,388th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Platinum Jail was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Platinum Jail was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Platinum Jail was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Platinum Jail was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Platinum Jail was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Platinum Jail was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Platinum Jail was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Platinum Jail was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Jail, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Jail, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.

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