The Llamatarian Free State of Plamyadia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chef de l'État Guilhem Caissac with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.326 billion Plamyadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Espace Réservé. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Plamyadian economy, worth a remarkable 4,321 trillion Al'pakkhas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,578 Al'pakkhas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorbike jousters live young and die fast, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, the official Plamyadian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices. Crime is totally unknown. Plamyadia's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Plamyadia is ranked 934^th in the world and 1^st in Covenant for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 78.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.