Population | 1.6 billion |
Currency | poker chip |
Animal | Yellow Eyelash Pit Viper |
The Dominion of Plaka Rai is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.6 billion Plaka Raians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.
The powerhouse Plaka Raian economy, worth 98.0 trillion poker chips a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,232 poker chips, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and Yellow Eyelash Pit Vipers with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plaka Rai's national animal is the Yellow Eyelash Pit Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Plaka Rai is ranked 137,529th in the world and 62nd in Forest for Most Conservative, scoring 61.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, Yellow Eyelash Pit Vipers with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, pros are the new cons.
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.
- : Following new legislation in Plaka Rai, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.