by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thFattest Citizens: 497thHighest Drug Use: 523rd
The Little Caesarate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population7.993 billion

LeaderEmperor Charles Entertainment Cheese
FaithChurch of Jesus Crust of Latter-Day Sauce


The Little Caesarate of Pizzaburg is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Charles Entertainment Cheese with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.993 billion Pizzabourgeoisie are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pineapple-and-Hamburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizzaburguesque economy, worth 940 trillion slices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 117,623 slices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 921,972 per year while the poor average 3,774, a ratio of 244 to 1.

Many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pizzaburg's national animal is the anchovy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Jesus Crust of Latter-Day Sauce.

Pizzaburg is ranked 280,171st in the world and 1st in The Pizza Confederation for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -17.03 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thFattest Citizens: 497thHighest Drug Use: 523rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 531stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,577thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,770thMost Avoided: 1,779thHighest Crime Rates: 1,806thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,090thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,549thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,637thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,669thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,675thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,153rdMost Primitive: 5,264thTop
Most Secular: 16,666thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,172ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,113thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,766thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,074th

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