by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 6,458th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,347th Most Beautiful Environments: 10,357th
The Pizza of
Democratic Socialists
True Forever
willliam von pizza
Eminence Grise
Ministry of Pizza
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population1.917 billion

Capitalpizza city
Leaderwillliam von pizza


The Pizza of Pizzaaaaa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by willliam von pizza with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 1.917 billion Pizzas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pizza city. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The pizza economy, worth 92.7 trillion Kings a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,376 Kings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, thrift shops are closing their doors, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and insanely good theatre productions face government censorship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizzaaaaa's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pizzanism.

Pizzaaaaa is ranked 11,230th in the world and 1st in True Land for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Best Weather: 6,458thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,357thHealthiest Citizens: 11,161stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,230thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,193rdNicest Citizens: 12,614thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,518thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,882ndMost Inclusive: 14,392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,373rdMost Pacifist: 15,390th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

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