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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 220thFattest Citizens: 238th
The Republic of
Corporate Police State
Motto
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Pizza Napoli

Population2.544 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Pizza Napoli is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.544 billion Pizza Napolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Healthcare not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza Napolian economy, worth 384 trillion currencies a year, is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 151,070 currencies, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Eminent domain has been abolished, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and newspapers print only headlines. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pizza Napoli's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pizza Napoli is ranked 240,254th in the world and 3rd in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -6.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 220thFattest Citizens: 238thMost Ignorant Citizens: 260thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 372ndMost Avoided: 610thMost Primitive: 923rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 988thHighest Crime Rates: 1,702ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,979thNudest: 2,227thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,258thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,532ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,593rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,995thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,336thMost Devout: 3,438thMost Efficient Economies: 3,598thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,800thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,063rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,217thLargest Black Market: 23,057thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,323rdLargest Mining Sector: 25,103rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pizza Napoli was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizza Napoli, newspapers print only headlines.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizza Napoli, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizza Napoli, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Following new legislation in Pizza Napoli, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizza Napoli, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizza Napoli, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizza Napoli, news editors who eschew the state-approved superlatives for describing Leader tend to disappear.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizza Napoli, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizza Napoli, the only place where one can see the Pizza Napolian cherry tree is in a museum.

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