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Most Armed: 9,082ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,783rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,117th
The Enormous Tips of
Democratic Socialists
Delivery in 30 minutes but drivers can't tell time!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Pizza Girl

Population2.964 billion

CapitalAsphalt Jungle
LeaderKim Allison
Faiththe holy church of the heavy tipper

Currencyslice of life
AnimalPizza man

The Enormous Tips of Pizza Girl is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kim Allison with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The devout population of 2.964 billion Pizza Girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asphalt Jungle. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Pizza Girl economy, worth 71.8 trillion slices of life a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,223 slices of life, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, all the playground's a stage for Pizza Girl schoolchildren, justice is blinding, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown. Pizza Girl's national animal is the Pizza man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the holy church of the heavy tipper.

Pizza Girl is ranked 183,541st in the world and 3rd in Restaurateur at the End of the Universe for Nudest, with 59 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Armed: 9,082ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,783rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,117th

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