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Most Authoritarian: 394thMost Extreme: 1,544thMost Income Equality: 1,911th
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Pizza delivery man

Population412 million


The Nomadic Peoples of Pizza delivery man is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 412 million Pizza delivery men are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Pizza delivery man economy, worth 2.71 trillion Pepperonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 6,587 Pepperonis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizza delivery man's national animal is the Pizza, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pizza delivery man is ranked 77,733rd in the world and 18th in The Bongos United for Most Inclusive, scoring 108.14 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Authoritarian: 394thMost Extreme: 1,544thMost Income Equality: 1,911thMost Conservative: 2,538thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,623rdTop
Most Pacifist: 19,905thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,896th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the region

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