by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 205th Highest Crime Rates: 246th Most Rebellious Youth: 257th
The Majestic Elysium of
Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population20.322 billion

LeaderBhadra Procyon


The Majestic Elysium of Pixelpark is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bhadra Procyon with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.322 billion Pixes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggbrasil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pix economy, worth a remarkable 3,784 trillion Phypers a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 186,233 Phypers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 598,034 per year while the poor average 43,959, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, on-duty Air Pixelpark flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pixelpark's national animal is the Dragoonfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tenseipic.

Pixelpark is ranked 167,054th in the world and 302nd in Spiritus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 205thHighest Crime Rates: 246thMost Rebellious Youth: 257thLargest Black Market: 381stLargest Publishing Industry: 450thMost Armed: 455thMost Cheerful Citizens: 468thLargest Welfare Programs: 891stMost Cultured: 955thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,010thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,701stBest Weather: 1,941stHighest Economic Output: 2,134thMost Devout: 2,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,296thMost Efficient Economies: 3,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,972ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,081stLargest Populations: 4,477thMost Developed: 4,745thHealthiest Citizens: 4,972ndMost Politically Free: 5,358thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,148thNicest Citizens: 6,171stSmartest Citizens: 6,188thHighest Average Incomes: 6,874thTop
Nudest: 8,592ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,333rdLargest Governments: 10,874thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,054thRudest Citizens: 12,147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,219thMost Inclusive: 12,817thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,896thMost Stationary: 16,683rd
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the region

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