|Leader||Chancellor Ray Paterson|
The Government of Pius Desurongcrandis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Ray Paterson with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.964 billion Pieseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fennex. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Piesian economy, worth 272 trillion Pibucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,786 Pibucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, the horniness of the great-horned Phoenix is considered a national priority, and Chancellor Ray Paterson's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pius Desurongcrandis's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pewdism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pius Desurongcrandis added the tag "Role Player" to Scoutenia.
- : Pius Desurongcrandis granted Appearance, Border Control, and Embassies authority to The Commonwealth of The Maritime Trade Confederacy and renamed the office from "Patrol Leader" to "Moderator" in Scoutenia.
- : Pius Desurongcrandis renamed the office held by The Kingdom of The Great Kingdom of the South from "Assistant Senior Patrol Leader" to "Moderator" in Scoutenia.
- : Pius Desurongcrandis renamed the office held by The Armed Republic of MidAtlantic Appalachia from "Senior Patrol Leader" to "Moderator" in Scoutenia.
- : Pius Desurongcrandis updated the World Factbook entry in Scoutenia.
- : Pius Desurongcrandis ejected and banned The Grand Duchy of Tedward Black from Scoutenia.
- : Pius Desurongcrandis created a new poll in Scoutenia: "United Nations Resolution #1".
- : Pius Desurongcrandis lodged a message on the Scoutenia Regional Message Board.
- : Pius Desurongcrandis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Pius Desurongcrandis lodged a message on the Region Name Regional Message Board.