The Dynasty of Pittsburgh Stillers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Coach Mike Tomlin with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.913 billion Pittsburgh Steelers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinz Field. The average income tax rate is 32.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yinzer economy, worth 316 trillion Heinz ketchups a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,720 Heinz ketchups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, people's charity begins and ends at home, and it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pittsburgh Stillers's national animal is the Steely McBeam, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Standard.

Pittsburgh Stillers is ranked 42,641^st in the world and 55^th in United Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 35.42 flags saluted per person per day.