The People's Republic of Pissing Yourself is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 423 million Folk Who Have Pissed Themselveses are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piss City. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Pissing Yourselfian economy, worth 9.64 trillion Piss Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 22,786 Piss Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, citizens are yearning to leave Pissing Yourself for the countries it sends aid to, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Pissing Yourselfian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pissing Yourself's national animal is the Piss Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pissing Yourself is ranked 30,249^th in the world and 58^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.9 Whatever.