The Libertariat of Pirates Liberty is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 28.077 billion Pirates Libertyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pirates Libertyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion Pieceses of Eight a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,327 Pieceses of Eight, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Pirates Liberty's radio stations, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pirates Liberty's national animal is the Salty Old Sea Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pirates Liberty is ranked 72,900^th in the world and 1^st in Pirates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.63 law-abiding acts per hour.