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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,323rdLargest Populations: 12,026thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,371st
The River of
Democratic Socialists
Pirahna
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Good

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Pirahna

Population14.923 billion

Currencypirahna
Animalpirahna

The River of Pirahna is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 14.923 billion Pirahnans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, International Aid, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Pirahnan economy, worth 295 trillion pirahnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 19,825 pirahnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pirahna's national animal is the pirahna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pirahna is ranked 134,248th in the world and 60th in The Western Isles for Most Avoided, scoring 1.37 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,323rdTop
10%
Largest Populations: 12,026thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,371stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,938thMost Income Equality: 16,593rdMost Stationary: 17,637th
Top
5%
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pirahna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pirahna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pirahna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Pirahna altered its national flag.
  • : Pirahna altered its national flag.
  • : Pirahna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Dead, and Most Zombified.
  • : Pirahna was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Biaten, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Pirahna was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Martenyika, curing 20 million infected.
  • : Pirahna was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Martenyika, curing 36 million infected.
  • : Pirahna was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Martenyika, curing 28 million infected.

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