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Most Influential: 2,109th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,055th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,185th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Crederetur genesim habere imperatoriam
Holy Piptai Emperor HurZysn The Great
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Piptaimerfulopia

Population1.46 billion

CapitalPiptai
LeaderHoly Piptai Emperor HurZysn The Great
FaithGod-Emperor HurZysn The Great

Currencybaht
AnimalEagle

The Holy Empire of Piptaimerfulopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Piptai Emperor HurZysn The Great with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.46 billion Piptaimerfulopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piptai. The average income tax rate is 43.0%.

The all-consuming Piptaimerfulopian economy, worth 171 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 117,179 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, the government is lending a hand to private industry, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piptaimerfulopia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is God-Emperor HurZysn The Great.

Piptaimerfulopia is ranked 20,075th in the world and 1,104th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 137.22 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Influential: 2,109thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,185thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,785thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,895thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,067thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,988thLargest Black Market: 14,296thMost Secular: 14,353rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,943rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 217th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 305th in the regionLargest Black Market: 375th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 430th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 434th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 647th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 654th in the regionMost Secular: 740th in the regionMost Influential: 744th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 755th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 921st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Piptaimerfulopia, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Piptaimerfulopia, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Piptaimerfulopia, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Piptaimerfulopia altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Piptaimerfulopia, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Piptaimerfulopia, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Piptaimerfulopia applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Piptaimerfulopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Piptaimerfulopia's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Piptaimerfulopia relocated from Osiris to The North Pacific.

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