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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 464th Most Influential: 2,144th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,731st
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Crederetur genesim habere imperatoriam
Holy Piptai Emperor HurZysn The Great
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.162 billion

LeaderHoly Piptai Emperor HurZysn The Great
FaithGod-Emperor HurZysn The Great


The Holy Empire of Piptaimerfulopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Piptai Emperor HurZysn The Great with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.162 billion Piptaimerfulopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piptai. The average income tax rate is 41.6%.

The all-consuming Piptaimerfulopian economy, worth 135 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 116,951 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, Piptaimerfulopia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piptaimerfulopia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is God-Emperor HurZysn The Great.

Piptaimerfulopia is ranked 13,998th in the world and 724th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 73.24 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 464thTop
Most Influential: 2,144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,731stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,836thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,821stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,985thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,352ndMost Secular: 13,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,042ndLargest Black Market: 15,679thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,309thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,249th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 343rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 415th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 427th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 432nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 643rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 649th in the regionMost Secular: 724th in the regionMost Influential: 740th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 770th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 814th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 868th in the region

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