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Most Influential: 4,211thLargest Retail Industry: 15,833rdMost Cultured: 18,844th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!
Karl Marx aka Santa
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Pip pip cheerio god save the Queen

Population1.77 billion

LeaderKarl Marx aka Santa
FaithCatholic because I'm seeing my relatives

CurrencyRoasted Chestnut
AnimalChristmas Scot

The Empire of Pip pip cheerio god save the Queen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Karl Marx aka Santa with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.77 billion Pip pip cheerio Santa save the Queenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tealandia. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pip pip cheerio god save the Queenian economy, worth 161 trillion Roasted Chestnuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,329 Roasted Chestnuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Tealandia's playgrounds, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Tealandia" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pip pip cheerio god save the Queen's national animal is the Christmas Scot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic because I'm seeing my relatives.

Pip pip cheerio god save the Queen is ranked 221,921st in the world and 280th in Wintreath for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Influential: 4,211thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15,833rdMost Cultured: 18,844thLargest Mining Sector: 20,460th
Most Influential: 21st in the regionMost Average: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the region

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