by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Most Devout: 236th Most Ignorant Citizens: 250th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 895th
The Sultanate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Honesty is the best image.
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

Pins

Population13.587 billion

CapitalPins City

CurrencyGolden Moose
AnimalToad

The Sultanate of Pins is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The devout population of 13.587 billion Pinsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Environment, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pins City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion Golden Moose a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 123,152 Golden Moose, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pins's national animal is the Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pins is ranked 168,690th in the world and 5th in Keglen for Smartest Citizens, with 0.26 Quips Per Hour.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 236thMost Ignorant Citizens: 250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 895thMost Primitive: 1,086thBest Weather: 1,360thTop
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,781stMost Stationary: 2,087thMost Efficient Economies: 2,281stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,736thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,969thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,923rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,519thHighest Economic Output: 6,136thLargest Governments: 6,923rdSafest: 7,123rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,315thMost Influential: 8,376thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 8,553rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,585thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,278thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,595th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pins's influence in Keglen fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Pins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Pins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Pins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Pins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Pins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Pins's influence in Keglen rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Pins's influence in Keglen fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Pins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Pins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.

More...

View Forum posts

Report