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Largest Retail Industry: 201stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 302ndMost Armed: 314th
The Violently NonAggressive Fief of
Benevolent Dictatorship
New choppa came wit da beam
Augusto
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Pinochetus

Population3.85 billion

CapitalHuey City
LeaderAugusto
FaithHelicopter Rides

CurrencySilver Bronco
AnimalBronco

The Violently NonAggressive Fief of Pinochetus is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Augusto with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.85 billion Pinochetis enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huey City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Silver Broncoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 306,997 Silver Broncoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,108,638 per year while the poor average 15,986, a ratio of 131 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochetus's national animal is the Bronco, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Helicopter Rides.

Pinochetus is ranked 40,738th in the world and 12th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Nudest, with 193.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Retail Industry: 201stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 302ndMost Armed: 314thFattest Citizens: 316thHighest Crime Rates: 319thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 335thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 439thMost Avoided: 499thRudest Citizens: 579thHighest Disposable Incomes: 613thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 686thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 853rdMost Efficient Economies: 899thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 956thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,044thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,247thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,414thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,696thHighest Average Incomes: 1,846thMost Pro-Market: 1,947thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,078thLargest Mining Sector: 2,121stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,631stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,905thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,973rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,265thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,238thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,126thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,943rdMost Cultured: 7,781stSmartest Citizens: 7,915thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,019thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,104thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,472ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,912thLargest Governments: 13,940thHighest Economic Output: 14,279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,192ndHighest Drug Use: 16,495th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetus, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetus, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetus, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetus, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Pinochetus lodged a message on the Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetus, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetus, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetus, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetus, the Bronco stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetus, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.

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