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Most Valuable International Artwork: 420thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 745thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 927th
The Jingoistic Military Junta of
Capitalist Paradise
Por la razon o la fuerza
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Pinochet Executionists

Population5.444 billion

LeaderGeneral Pinochet


The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.444 billion Pinochet Executionistsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 187,362 Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,598,791 per year while the poor average 3,852, a ratio of 415 to 1.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 84,044th in the world and 2nd in Lardyland for Most Stationary, with 103.00436463272 Days.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 420thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 745thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,004thFattest Citizens: 1,044thHighest Crime Rates: 1,155thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,271stMost Armed: 1,286thRudest Citizens: 1,327thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,781stLargest Retail Industry: 1,786thMost Avoided: 1,791stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,341stMost Devout: 2,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,765thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,131stLargest Mining Sector: 5,296thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,179thMost Efficient Economies: 7,476thHighest Average Incomes: 7,523rdLargest Black Market: 7,716thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,191stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,683rdLargest Insurance Industry: 12,832ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,564thHighest Drug Use: 14,801stHighest Economic Output: 16,405thMost Cultured: 17,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,384thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,507thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,257th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the region

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