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Most Armed: 985th Rudest Citizens: 1,006th Fattest Citizens: 1,019th
The Jingoistic Military Junta of
Capitalist Paradise
Por la razon o la fuerza
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Pinochet Executionists

Population3.166 billion

LeaderGeneral Pinochet
FaithNo Swearing Christian Server

CurrencyChilean Peso

The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.166 billion Chileans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth 577 trillion Chilean Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 182,469 Chilean Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 897,587 per year while the poor average 21,182, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, a Lardyland Tourist Association survey has rated Pinochet Executionists #1 for number twos, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No Swearing Christian Server.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 157,148th in the world and 79th in Lardyland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -21.21 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Armed: 985thRudest Citizens: 1,006thFattest Citizens: 1,019thHighest Crime Rates: 1,033rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,205thLargest Retail Industry: 1,574thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,582ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,590thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,656thMost Avoided: 1,729thMost Devout: 2,297thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,169thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,589thLargest Mining Sector: 4,395thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,461stHighest Average Incomes: 7,407thMost Influential: 7,683rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,881stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,588thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,992ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,287thLargest Black Market: 9,287thHighest Drug Use: 9,542ndLargest Insurance Industry: 10,276thMost Pro-Market: 10,690thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,935th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the region

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