The Weeb Wonderland of Pinnalandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Monika with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.146 billion weeaboos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ugarit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient horny economy, worth a remarkable 4,852 trillion hexadrons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,402 hexadrons, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

A politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinnalandia's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Daedric.

Pinnalandia is ranked 54,363^rd in the world and 39^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Authoritarian, with 1,686.36 milliStalins.