The Republic of Pink Lady is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Pink Martini population. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 348 million Pink Lady hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pink Lady economy, worth 16.0 trillion Kayōkyokus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,022 Kayōkyokus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and the Pink Martini is a protected species. Crime is relatively low. Pink Lady's national animal is the Pink Martini.

Pink Lady is ranked 227,073^rd in the world and 14^th in Third Cynglish Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -90.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.