The Free Flowing Individuals of Pinguthazar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Supremely Snookered Sort of Chap with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.179 billion Pinguinis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Pinguville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinguinist economy, worth 496 trillion Feathers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,036 Feathers, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinguthazar's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Holy Shiitism.

Pinguthazar is ranked 27,308^th in the world and 642^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 27.86 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.