|Leader||President Jacob John Henry Lamais|
|Faith||Christianity and Equestrianism|
The Allied States of Pinguioris is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Jacob John Henry Lamais with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.901 billion Pinguiorisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Appaloosa City. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pinguiorisian economy, worth 325 trillion Sapphire Horseshoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,264 Sapphire Horseshoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Pinguioris. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinguioris's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity and Equestrianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pinguioris was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Pinguioris lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Pinguioris.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby President Jacob John Henry Lamais Pics" has made President Jacob John Henry Lamais's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Pinguioris endorsed The Free Land of Antityranicals.
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