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Pinguinis Australis

Population5.319 billion

CapitalAiken
LeaderKtenon Sheiaik
FaithCult of Aluen

CurrencyTeshken Credit
AnimalEpolenk Goln

The State of Pinguinis Australis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.319 billion Pinguinis Australisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiken. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinguinis Australisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,665 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 501,141 Teshken Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, Pinguinis Australisian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and citizens must pay to enjoy Pinguinis Australis's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinguinis Australis's national animal is the Epolenk Goln, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Pinguinis Australis is ranked 54,340th in the world and 1st in Guer Aike Territories for Largest Populations, with 5.32 billion Capita.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 316thHighest Average Incomes: 318thMost Corrupt Governments: 323rdMost Efficient Economies: 504thLargest Agricultural Sector: 555thMost Scientifically Advanced: 596thLargest Black Market: 639thMost Armed: 668thLargest Governments: 883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,212thLowest Crime Rates: 1,255thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,312thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,582ndSmartest Citizens: 1,890thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,240thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,946thRudest Citizens: 3,184thMost Cultured: 4,255thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,579thNudest: 4,820thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,967thMost Conservative: 5,493rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,608thHighest Economic Output: 5,780thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,155thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,787thLargest Retail Industry: 6,807thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,014thMost Authoritarian: 10,211thTop
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Most Developed: 13,220thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,617thMost Devout: 18,860th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, citizens must pay to enjoy Pinguinis Australis's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, Pinguinis Australisian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, everyone apparently sends Ktenon Sheiaik hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Ktenon Sheiaik.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguinis Australis, loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest.

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