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Most Secular: 1,421st Highest Poor Incomes: 2,519th Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,605th
The Supreme leaders of
Psychotic Dictatorship
crush all who oppose Pingu
Mr nooty noot
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Pingu Armada

Population2.256 billion

CapitalMt vinson
LeaderMr nooty noot


The Supreme leaders of Pingu Armada is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr nooty noot with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.256 billion Pinguses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mt vinson. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pingu Armadan economy, worth 436 trillion Pinguoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,673 Pinguoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pingu Armada's national animal is the Pingu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Pingu Armada is ranked 37,340th in the world and 19th in The Interdimensional Community for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 4,048.99 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 1,421stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,519thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,605thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,416thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,510thLargest Black Market: 4,777thHighest Average Incomes: 6,232ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,990thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,690thSmartest Citizens: 9,129thMost Developed: 9,625thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,866thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,086thHealthiest Citizens: 10,222ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,717thMost Efficient Economies: 12,269thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,752ndLargest Governments: 13,051stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,946th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » New Makasta, Lulamoon Land, and Eeppire.

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