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Most Secular: 1,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,163rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,411th
The Supreme leaders of
Corrupt Dictatorship
crush all who oppose Pingu
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Pingu Armada

Population4.006 billion

CapitalMt vinson
LeaderMr nooty noot


The Supreme leaders of Pingu Armada is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mr nooty noot with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.006 billion Pinguses are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mt vinson. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pingu Armadan economy, worth 862 trillion Pinguoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,261 Pinguoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Pingu Armadan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pingu Armada's national animal is the Pingu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Pingu Armada is ranked 204,640th in the world and 42nd in The Interdimensional Community for Least Corrupt Governments, with 29.51 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Secular: 1,430thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,163rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,411thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,517thLargest Black Market: 3,654thMost Armed: 4,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,386thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,658thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,826thHighest Average Incomes: 5,214thMost Developed: 6,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,442ndSmartest Citizens: 7,571stHealthiest Citizens: 8,623rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,274thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,421stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,455thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,841stLowest Crime Rates: 11,493rdLargest Governments: 11,926thMost Efficient Economies: 12,301stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,733rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,031stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,979thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,237thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,331stMost Influential: 15,801stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,440thHighest Economic Output: 19,619th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pingu Armada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Pingu Armada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Pingu Armada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Pingu Armada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standards for international Road Freight".
  • : Pingu Armada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Psychotic Dictatorships".
  • : Pingu Armada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Pingu Armada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Pingu Armada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Pingu Armada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Destructive Government Economic System".
  • : Pingu Armada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » New Makasta, The Kingdom of Seagulls, and CRAZY DRIVERS.

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