The Croissant Customers of PingPing is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The democratic, devout population of 5.431 billion PingPingians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped PingPingian economy, worth 164 trillion Pings a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,378 Pings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown. PingPing's national animal is the Ping, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

PingPing is ranked 59,564^th in the world and 86^th in 10000 Islands for Most Extreme, scoring 29.49 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.