The State of Pinerose is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.404 billion Pineroseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong Pinerosean economy, worth 936 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 32,974 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,185 per year while the poor average 1,771, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pinerose's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pinerose is ranked 288,200^th in the world and 7^th in Islamabad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.52 law-abiding acts per hour.