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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 78thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 684thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 704th
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Population3.573 billion

CapitalPineapple Pizza Poptropica


The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.573 billion Pineappleistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pineapple Pizza Poptropica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pineappleistanian economy, worth 763 trillion pineapples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 213,722 pineapples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,928,439 per year while the poor average 2,886, a ratio of 668 to 1.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, and the book "Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance" is inexplicably a worldwide success. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pineappleistania's national animal is the pineapple, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pineappleism.

Pineappleistania is ranked 4,964th in the world and 137th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,923.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 78thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 684thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 704thMost Extreme: 1,103rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,117thMost Politically Free: 1,332ndRudest Citizens: 1,334thMost Pro-Market: 1,468thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,473rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,497thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,669thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,694thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,156thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,499thFattest Citizens: 2,503rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,655thHighest Crime Rates: 2,838thTop
Most Avoided: 3,317thMost Influential: 3,437thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,465thHighest Drug Use: 3,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,301stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,408thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,964thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,479thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,662ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,810thHighest Average Incomes: 6,882ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,930thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,988thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,936thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,701stSmartest Citizens: 9,211thMost Armed: 9,800thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,991stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,452ndLargest Insurance Industry: 13,549thMost Cultured: 14,326thLargest Retail Industry: 14,788thNudest: 14,948thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 16,496thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,752ndMost Inclusive: 25,025thHighest Food Quality: 25,088thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 30,013thMost Secular: 30,134thLargest Governments: 31,384th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 49th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 78th in the regionFattest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 90th in the regionMost Avoided: 95th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 117th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 129th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 132nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 137th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 139th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 156th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 209th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 224th in the regionMost Armed: 288th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 298th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 309th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 325th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 347th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 364th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 390th in the regionNudest: 401st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 415th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 447th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 491st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 531st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 546th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 714th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 752nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 841st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 907th in the regionMost Influential: 922nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,047th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,066th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,167th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pineappleistania was endorsed by The Republic of New Terra-Nullius.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, the book "Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance" is inexplicably a worldwide success.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.
  • : Pineappleistania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, the Top 5% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Pineappleistania was endorsed by The Republic of Neo Cheese Empire.
  • : Pineappleistania was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Cansaka.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 566 » Hulldom, Horrorlandian State, Name 0, Emnaria, Kosanx, Pallaith, Greater Cesnica, Calanguistao, Doichtland, Aguaria Major, Radicaster, Laforeia, Grogerfan, Frokolia, Karazan, Kappacon, Quackland, Alandya, Brsil, Ecliptic Moons, Enhancee, Chiho, Aeurithianar, The Bestest Thing, North Jus Intius, Dontrovolous, Anthronia, East Plate, New Renardia, Novo Imperio de Brasilia, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Argylia, Mk Steele, Chipoli, The Seanviet Union, New Grine Ordinliis, The North-Western State, South Baba, The Confederate States of America, Sativa, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Confederacy of North America, Tenana, Norvoz, Azassas, The Wolatedin, Nuqui, Soviet Terran, Chukstik Illahi, Lucedeia, and 516 others.Xiang Dynasty, Miyasaka, New Luxeria, Simone Republic, Francois Isidore, Upper Canada Republic, Alpinnia, Berkowia, Old Emporia, The Eurasian Reclamation Collective, Walter Jackson, PotatoFarmers, Mechenland, Tachycardia, Kosova, Amdupe, The Orthos, United free lands, Proserpino, Federal Union of the North, Western Vapia, Quincy, PlanetMercury, Eternal Dominion, The Confederation of Earth, Randoes, Cartures, Luminerra, Unsophisticate, Photan, Misthas, Mandurium, Misdainana, Salish-Cascadia, Phoronu, Terre de liberte, Rawlivic, Azulhuo, Elomania, Estremaura, Harpunia, Greater Siberian Realm, Snipland, Ethnon, Gorundu, Inspiratus, The Rhein States, Perikuresu, The Republic of Maltaland, Bankowiata, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Attempted Socialism, Hai Han, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Keronal, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Omnistria, Eraver, IHateRights, Loutsland, Gendirt, Lionsroar, Jeltronian WA Mission, A Salmon Named Harold, Aenglaland, Union of Nitopia, Carrelie, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Jaded Grammarians, Frontia, Brackerca, Territorio di Nessuno, TJUN-ia, French Bananastan, Seah, Zerentopia, ARYAVRT JAMBUKHAND, Leoniar, Dicko, Republic of Konisberg, Alsion, Communist Lop, Lennie Briscoe, Varisland, Mataramsunda, Vexilia, Conservative State of Poland, Arch Dornan, Fredericksborg, New Jerusalemm, Bandergreen, Democratic Phod Rockeernia, Chretien, Aavos, Republica Tecnocrata de Ulthuan, Great Bights Mum, Etanur, Laxoimia, Federation of Vanguard, Singamadri, Spifftopiania, Aerilia, HellSpire, Unterlander, Wafornes, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Corfad, Love Shack, The Redwood Isles, Azzarel, Fiertronarawber, Coffee Drinker, The Erie Doctrine, Tape, Jawadian, Mallyna, Wilkshire, Ayushvandra, Cult of Silence, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Gothgraff and Lilium, Zillead, Spartoi, Lemonbiscuits, Rex Republic, Greater Portugaliza, Seenvorland, Technocratic-european Countries, PepperLen, Spacenerdtopia, The northern Polish territories, Radored Welandion, Coutdown, Saortia, Malta Comino Gozo, Scres Gidgerland, Former English Colony, Adziolandia, Austro-Bavarian States, Arxa, Authortech, Arucaria, Koda-Land, Napalini, Necromonia, The Catalan Marc, AmManies, Velikaya Arstotzka, Tamarvand, Zabzia, Piura, Everything Decided at Random, Esperonia, The Teddy, Lorden Lands, Igritann, Sarakatsanoi, Atrito, TheLandOfFunFunFun, The Bureaucratic Territories, Nouvel Empire, Oceania-America, Laurendon, Chungland 2, Gort-8, Greater Velana, Transitional Global Authority, Solenoide, Napnomadia, Xarikistan, Anti-void, Imperial Adyaxa, Calcucia, Manrien, Catosh, Brezimen, Darkanistan, Trubirohan, Renemaran, Detrivania, Regallio, Auberean Waves, The Windmilluminati, Shibutani, Sojenre, Democatic Donkeys, Giorgiania, Fengle, Q w e r t y, Vertuza, Andstions, Siwale, The Pyros, New Visdenburg, Andanavia, Sou Avida, Slotark, Solmetria, MAACAU, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Darzing, Bharadi, Northern Fern Islands, Grezz Biragon, Thought Obliteration, The Rainbow Isle, Zupla, New Selkirk, Wolffoxia, Hentaigraado, Shirn, Reich German, Finchin, Pazair, Neve, Karog, Westerhold, Yaorozu, Arkstonina, Evelyn Hugo, Altivia, Sanctum Teriaris, Quentiam Viventem, Nationeer, Typrevrialand, Joevala, Among us very sus oh no why is it so sus, Deficism, Rainengrad, Aurasreich, Choi Aeguka, Super Cool Liechtenstein, Dreadton, Sisskari, Dutch Ohio, Sattelbach, Hosnian Republic, Kwaj, Khoik, Currezia, Neavira, Zanderlock, Very Pog, ZhongChi Nation, Jinwoy, Neopie, Oannia, Chadinton, Fupiju, The Humanity, Down Scoblic, Gridland Empire, Hukka Incarnate, Moailandia, Ibra, Gojira, Estonia-Finland, Royal Pergamon, CHERN0BYL 2, GamesCell, Zazumo, Intion North, Like Murica, The Jerichowan Country, Almond Tofu, Beagles Reborn, Husseberg, The Maltese, Canineia, Xathrim, Souteragos, Kitzgos, Cosmilium, Crystal Creation, Bagojo, The United Federation of los Filipinos, Lower Vaymphoordussh, Stud Hoy, The Soviet States of Europe, Snowsland, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Prydania, Kelvaros Prime, Switzer Land, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, New-Ferytland, Revolutionary Eagle, Hulsport, Yukti, The Iron Lions, Esteneng, Belios, Beastland6000, Ahssn, Khazovia, The Russian Imperialist Kingdom, Takashimaya, WOLVES101, Frances Francis the First of France, Iamm, Rockamaba, ForestMythal, Flandonips, Gulfia, LostLegion, FezEmerald, Zavrixian, Ark Apex, Koenig, Nordvand, Lemsrow, Japhan, Beasluxia, New Lakemba, Ser Enta, ConSumeistan, Republik Dei Sordland, The Aldholt Republic, TyGerria, Logovets, Libregente, Dacian Freelands, Carica, Fortskand, Solaria Alliance, Beliras, Ruskistania, KAP03land, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Mitea Carin, Sakupolis, Basescuhot, Nistriabar, Progressitalia, Unite States of Europe, Goose lands, Notyoutopia, Choi Hanji, Stankowia, Allan Snackbar, Liberepublia, Prismaria, Hiyzis, West Canadian, Greater Rajava, Parallax, Cinnibar, Gran Amerigo, Individualist Catopia, Fruition, The Sinclarian Provinces, Rumagna, The union of the empire, AE2022, Crownidonia, Runeda, Fran Advar, New Xyroxes, Ennomeria, The Unicrons, Rinadia, Windurst, Vlenkenov, Aztecas, Valkyrie Islands, Tanushland, NationTownState, DIMAnism, TamilPesum, Eastern Sainianchimefulighaf, Mesvice, Granziz, Saldam, Cowbridge, Viceroy Vincent, Felpolandia, Siberia union, Liberum Hibernia, Bakestate, Giripon, Jonglergenekon, Pradovnia, Tounae, Alice Gardens, Rydolke, Westswedia, No729, Kinakiston, Sea Star Islands, Nusantara Indonesian, Euratica, Votak Matim, Tehmistan, The Galactic Triumvirate, Peskax, Sterulia, Valiraisia, Mystiquelle, Omicron Persei V111, Lans Regia, Gin Tonic, Phantomvile, Fell Dunn, Russila, The Zheng Dynasty, Pannonika, Deux-Bourgognes, New Theasen, Yokciq Empire, Arquan, Zecit, Kandorith, Illustrata Germania, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Feelonia, The New Maharlika, Southern Moosetopia, Sechiole, Aoncarpa, Soughts Souble, The Highland Union, David Davidson, Acara Shura, Rarzjin, Vladika, Marmiedon, Miamington, Crilland, Gragadoia, Pleroma Sans Romans, De es nuvs, Kharim, Straknov, Fratanica, Vesuva, 13 Isles, Cruidan, Plagriu, Borrin Quen, Chaeque, Arostica, Marlducro, Geezy For Life, Ayuzhhhhh, Napnap, Tolandolia, U S Eh, Lordelles, Sagevick, Htebazile, New Olden, Danjuka, Tsandonown, Vistuka, Feradia, Neo Colorado, Ivy Rekkia, Meadowfields, Eurochina, Free Culture, Naysau, Better than this Hellhole, Empy, Noiland, Sapurena, GrabifyLink, Protectorate Of Kreigstia, Segesta, Galbadiana, Kolongpar, Free usa, Sil Dorsett, Wisconsota, Furballland, NovGaullia, The USSA, Kenmoria, United States of Medford, Republic Sickle, Burback, Natoistan, United States of Americanas, New Zenonia, Maurnindaia, Lux Conos, Communist Beijing Must be China, Dantek, Kyiv Protectorate, Advancia-Sizzletown, Illusia and Neverendia, Nuseanesia, Zeldania, Ibakulia, Western Jazzland, Tvers, Moorenaceous, Nighthaven, Aekp, Catalis, Oceanica Empire, Eretz Filasteen, Penguins and Quokkas, Terra dei Cittadini, Miskovakia, Cimaru, Adritasky, United Orange valley states, Belio, Dastorkustraetonintistan, Communist Norway, Of The Tyrannical Frogs, Tievia, Kazorton, Cansaka, Neo Cheese Empire, and New Terra-Nullius.