The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.284 billion Pineappleistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pineapple Pizza Poptropica. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pineappleistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,735 trillion pineapples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 435,376 pineapples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,935,995 per year while the poor average 5,776, a ratio of 681 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and Noah spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pineappleistania's national animal is the pineapple, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pineappleism.

Pineappleistania is ranked 202^nd in the world and 7^th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 435,376.34 Standard Monetary Units.