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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 42ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174th
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Population5.632 billion

CapitalPineapple Pizza Poptropica


The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.632 billion Pineappleistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and International Aid. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pineapple Pizza Poptropica. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pineappleistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion pineapples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 435,461 pineapples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,935,538 per year while the poor average 5,794, a ratio of 679 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and Noah spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pineappleistania's national animal is the pineapple, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pineappleism.

Pineappleistania is ranked 2,260th in the world and 124th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 350.23 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 42ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174thHighest Disposable Incomes: 195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 220thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 278thMost Armed: 333rdRudest Citizens: 350thMost Influential: 362ndHighest Crime Rates: 396thLargest Gambling Industry: 478thMost Efficient Economies: 492ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 566thFattest Citizens: 570thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 589thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 622ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 652ndMost Avoided: 681stMost Secular: 696thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 725thHighest Average Incomes: 774thLargest Insurance Industry: 837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,019thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,032ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,088thMost Cultured: 1,234thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,359thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,382ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,419thMost Extreme: 1,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,533rdSmartest Citizens: 1,581stMost Politically Free: 1,699thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,733rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,823rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,884thHighest Drug Use: 1,921stMost Pro-Market: 2,095thMost Inclusive: 2,260thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,641stLargest Mining Sector: 2,756thLargest Retail Industry: 2,759thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,935thHighest Food Quality: 3,022ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,133rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,591stLargest Governments: 5,529thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,934thHighest Economic Output: 9,302ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,824thTop
Nudest: 15,362nd
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 64th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 96th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the regionMost Inclusive: 124th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 128th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 262nd in the regionNudest: 277th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 281st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 580th in the regionLargest Black Market: 603rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 496 » Horrorlandian State, Pallaith, Aguaria Major, Radicaster, Laforeia, Frokolia, Karazan, Aeurithianar, North Jus Intius, New Renardia, Argylia, Mk Steele, Chipoli, South Baba, The Confederate States of America, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Confederacy of North America, Tenana, Soviet Terran, Chukstik Illahi, Xiang Dynasty, Miyasaka, Simone Republic, Old Emporia, Walter Jackson, PotatoFarmers, Amdupe, Proserpino, PlanetMercury, The Confederation of Earth, Randoes, Cartures, Unsophisticate, Photan, Misdainana, Salish-Cascadia, Phoronu, Elomania, Estremaura, Snipland, Ethnon, Gorundu, Inspiratus, The Rhein States, Perikuresu, Bankowiata, Hai Han, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Omnistria, Eraver, and 446 others.IHateRights, Loutsland, Gendirt, Jeltronian WA Mission, A Salmon Named Harold, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Frontia, Brackerca, Territorio di Nessuno, French Bananastan, Zerentopia, Dicko, Alsion, Varisland, Vexilia, Arch Dornan, Democratic Phod Rockeernia, Chretien, Great Bights Mum, Etanur, Laxoimia, Federation of Vanguard, Singamadri, Unterlander, Wafornes, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Corfad, Love Shack, The Redwood Isles, Azzarel, Mallyna, Wilkshire, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Spartoi, Lemonbiscuits, Rex Republic, Greater Portugaliza, Seenvorland, Technocratic-european Countries, Radored Welandion, Coutdown, Malta Comino Gozo, Scres Gidgerland, Former English Colony, Adziolandia, Austro-Bavarian States, Arucaria, Koda-Land, Necromonia, AmManies, Tamarvand, Piura, Everything Decided at Random, Esperonia, The Teddy, Atrito, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Nouvel Empire, Oceania-America, Laurendon, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Renemaran, Regallio, The Windmilluminati, Shibutani, Vertuza, Andstions, Siwale, Andanavia, Solmetria, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Thought Obliteration, New Selkirk, Wolffoxia, Hentaigraado, Shirn, Pazair, Westerhold, Sanctum Teriaris, Quentiam Viventem, Nationeer, Joevala, Rainengrad, Aurasreich, Dreadton, 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Union of The People of Britannia, Gildenshtuck, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Brandon II, Tokenzia, Lionsroar, Sindoesia, Imperio de Castilho, Republiqueducroissant, Geriland, Kaiser Dominance, Democratic Republic of Magley, Love And Hatred, Zelenaya Dolina, Chao Phraya River, Eurocom, Miletic, Darbland, Bardopia, Luminescar, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Ambatis, Ereena, Sinodi, Sur Isles, Kosova, Royerpool, Galbadiana, Velting-Instan, Aerilia, Hydra Nation, Kabarovsk, Latin Crimea, Bloxian States, -Urzikstan, Zandos, Lucedeia, Lambadian, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Pavonesia, Leone Frankia, Sunnaria, Cadonio, Dryf Nation, PowderEmberLand, Boltannia, Dodos Revenge, Q w e r t y, Western Justice, Armonker, Serenovinsk, Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics, Northumberlandia, Jasmine Dragon, Return To Peace, Luminerra, Ardok, Tesco Aisle 17, The Republic of Poland, Quioni, Asvalya, Sapien-Zustand, Freecriers, Airelle, Socensurg, DIMAnism, Ateala, RonkLand, Murias, Oskland, Ecrax, CzechoSaxony, Nuevo 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